Keeping my promise to Dan...I hope this is somewhat entertaining!

Here are some excerpts from Media Day! (courtesty of espn.com)


In his first half-dozen questions or so, Brady was asked three times about being undefeated, once about his legacy ... and once about his "purpose in life" and why he was put here on Earth. Just a typical media day already.

Tom Brady on his media day mind-set:
"I just try to give an insightful answer, and try not to say too much to get my coach mad at me."

Look at all those people! Apparently the Giants only have half that much (told you know one cares about them!)

Nice hair Donte'!

At one point fellow receiver Donte' Stallworth interrupted the session to ask Moss to name the fastest receiver on the team.
"The fastest receiver for the New England Partriots I have to say is ... Randy Moss. The quickest receiver on the Patriots is ... Randy Moss. The strongest player on the team is ... Randy Moss."

A reporter from TV Azteca named Ines Gomez Mont showed up to media day in a wedding gown with the intention of asking Tom Brady to marry her. Holding up a T-shirt that read "The Real Mrs. Brady," she finally popped the question.
"Wow! I've never had a proposal," said Brady.
Mont shouted, "But I'm the real Mrs. Brady."
In a rare unscripted moment, Brady shot back, "I've got a few Mrs. Brady's in my life."
Quickly catching himself, Brady added, "I'm a one-woman man."




Despite spending much of his career in cold climates (Minnesota and New England), Randy Moss' body still has not adjusted to chilly temperatures. As a mild breeeze blew through University of Phoenix Stadium Tuesday, Moss had to interrupt media day questioners to wrap a flimsy hand towell over his shoulders and jersey. "Man, where are the jackets?" He asked. "It's cold out here."
Temp here in 'Zona: 53 degrees.

Fortune Tellers at Media Day!


For reasons I've yet to ascertain, a Telemundo reporter named Joel Bengoa is dressed as a fortune teller. He's calling himself an astrologist.
"I've just been contacted by Mars," he said. "First, it's not going to rain. And the Patriots are going to win by five points."


Some guy wearing a black cape decorated with half moons and stars and a gold swami-type turban on his head is offering up his prediction on the big game. Of course, the TV types are eating it up.
Asked for who will win the big game, the Swami noted that after doing some star-gazing and seeing how things will be aligned on Sunday, that it will come down to one thing: "Depending on Uranus, it's gonna be the Patriots."
At least we think he said Uranus.





Lovin' the ladies!

Patriots owner Robert Kraft is charming the masses with a grandfatherly demeanor. He's singing the praises of the team's fans, notably a group of nine nuns from Rhode Island who pray for the team. "They have my wife's permission to be my special lady friends and they write me love notes," Kraft said. "It's unbelievable." Kraft also alluded to three other 50-plus ladies who have earned acclaim among the team's most ardent supporters. "We're doing good with that demographic," he said.


The questions we wish we got to hear the answer to:

For Tom Brady:"Would you consider wearing this eyepatch during the game, just to make things more even?"

For Plaxico Burress:"Can you go over that stuff about the Giants' receivers being as good as the Patriots' receivers again? We're filming a public service spot for the Office of National Drug Control Policy."

For Richard Seymour:"So, how bad are you guys gonna stomp the Giants?"

For Randy Moss:"You say you never hit women. Isn't it sexist to talk about NFL defensive backs that way?"